Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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