is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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