I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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