Don't you send me to vm
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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