Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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