So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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