Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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If you weren't a slut this would never have happened.
At least you still have your kidneys and didn't wake up in a tub of ice.
how do we know that it was HIS house? ha what if he brought her to some strangers house. that'd make it funnier.
This has to be White Settlement!
That is the funniest thing ever!
Gotta look on the bright side, at least you woke up on a couch in someone's house; could have been much worse!
8:58 if only you werent capable of forming sentences, we wouldnt of had to read that shit you call an opinion.
He pissed on you cuz you passed out before fukin him. If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!
That sucks. Bet it was jason's house. He does that a lot.
Haha, that's hilarious! You dumb bitch!
this kinda happened in trainspotting... kinda.
these american apparel ads are giving me an EXTREME chubster
Haha. I bet/hope this was White Settlement.
Hahaha! I need to know this douchebags name!
Oh good ole colleyville... God I miss that city
lol must be my ex boyfriends cousin, he did the same god damn thing, said he had too room mates i woke up, covered in piss, last time i let him play beer pong when i was around wtf is wrong with people!!!!!!!
maybe she pissed herself ?
7:39 she pissed on her own back? o_0
And his parents are going to be exactly right.
11:35, I think a lot about how cold that would be. I mean, a tub of ice? Don't you think you might get frostbite? Sometimes I think about that.