Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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If you weren't a slut this would never have happened.
how do we know that it was HIS house? ha what if he brought her to some strangers house. that'd make it funnier.
At least you still have your kidneys and didn't wake up in a tub of ice.
This has to be White Settlement!
Gotta look on the bright side, at least you woke up on a couch in someone's house; could have been much worse!
He pissed on you cuz you passed out before fukin him. If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!
That sucks. Bet it was jason's house. He does that a lot.
8:58 if only you werent capable of forming sentences, we wouldnt of had to read that shit you call an opinion.
That is the funniest thing ever!
Haha, that's hilarious! You dumb bitch!
these american apparel ads are giving me an EXTREME chubster
Oh good ole colleyville... God I miss that city
Hahaha! I need to know this douchebags name!
this kinda happened in trainspotting... kinda.
Haha. I bet/hope this was White Settlement.
lol must be my ex boyfriends cousin, he did the same god damn thing, said he had too room mates i woke up, covered in piss, last time i let him play beer pong when i was around wtf is wrong with people!!!!!!!
And his parents are going to be exactly right.
7:39 she pissed on her own back? o_0
maybe she pissed herself ?
11:35, I think a lot about how cold that would be. I mean, a tub of ice? Don't you think you might get frostbite? Sometimes I think about that.