How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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