Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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