How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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