I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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