I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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