Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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Lick her until she's happy.
A week in Hawaii. And not being an immature little shit helps.
Clean it up, all by yourself. Can you handle that, little guy?? Do it again and you deserve to be left.
I know spousal abuse is frowned upon but she shouldve beat ur ass .
its just piss. clean it up, joke about it with her, and move on.
Was it his wife or his buddy's ???
It probably helped her sleep like a summer's rain on the roof. Now clean it up asshole!
You apologize by learning to control your drinking so it never happens again. Actions speak louder than words, pissboy.
my boyfriend did this before, but it all evened out because i had kicked a hole in the wall days before.
You forgot your own follow up message:\nApparently I didnt even stand up, i just rolled over and pissed on the floor, I must have been dreaming because when she yelled at me to go to the toilet, I told her that we were camping and it was natural, then I yelled at her and called her a "twit", rolled back over and passed out
Tell her to thank you for not pissing on her. Then make her clean it up while you pound her in the ass.
Apologizing to your wife? It's called marriage. No apologizing
yeah, that's the wrong answer. Enjoy being a bachelor your entire life.