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  • 54 22
    Submitted by goldie1046 on Jul 13, 13 at 4:45pm

    A week in Hawaii. And not being an immature little shit helps.

  • 51 21
    Submitted by ShutUp10 on Jul 13, 13 at 8:21pm

    Clean it up, all by yourself. Can you handle that, little guy?? Do it again and you deserve to be left.

  • 47 21
    Submitted by MILF68 on Jul 13, 13 at 5:35pm

    Lick her until she's happy.

  • 23 19
    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 14, 13 at 11:43am

    its just piss. clean it up, joke about it with her, and move on.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by rwool13 on Jul 13, 13 at 9:33pm

    I know spousal abuse is frowned upon but she shouldve beat ur ass .

  • 22 23
    Submitted by roosterjuice on Jul 13, 13 at 10:28pm

    Was it his wife or his buddy's ???

  • 19 18
    Submitted by BlazedBarbie on Jul 17, 13 at 12:54pm

    my boyfriend did this before, but it all evened out because i had kicked a hole in the wall days before.

  • 19 23
    Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 13, 13 at 4:50pm

    It probably helped her sleep like a summer's rain on the roof. Now clean it up asshole!

  • 17 24
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 14, 13 at 8:32am

    You apologize by learning to control your drinking so it never happens again. Actions speak louder than words, pissboy.

  • 12 22
    Submitted by Dizzle03 on Jul 15, 13 at 7:06pm

    You forgot your own follow up message:\nApparently I didnt even stand up, i just rolled over and pissed on the floor, I must have been dreaming because when she yelled at me to go to the toilet, I told her that we were camping and it was natural, then I yelled at her and called her a "twit", rolled back over and passed out

  • 26 72
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 13, 13 at 7:48pm

    Tell her to thank you for not pissing on her. Then make her clean it up while you pound her in the ass.

  • 19 73
    Submitted by jake695 on Jul 13, 13 at 3:19pm

    Apologizing to your wife? It's called marriage. No apologizing

    • 15 16
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 17, 13 at 7:57pm

      yeah, that's the wrong answer. Enjoy being a bachelor your entire life.