dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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