No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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