i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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