That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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