ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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