with your own penis?
Someone shit on the floor
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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