I don't think brook has ever known best
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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