Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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