yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants
another case of the overuse of "epic fail"
there's nothing epic about that, it's just body hair fail
I think technically Bruce Willis died at the beginning of sixth sense so you should have jizzed then.
bruce willis died at the end of sixth sense and i jizzed in my pants
My teacher said epic fail and I stuk a dildo up her butt
Hairy chicks are sexy. Om nom.
THE TFLN STORE - NOW OPEN.
I would pull the trigger to my head before stepping outside in a shirt displaying a text. I think many texts on here are brilliant, however I don't want the public to know I think that. It would be especially awkward if you walked by someone and you were 'wearing' their text. How shameful. I just don't see why anyone would invest their money in such a ridiculous concept.
Haha abominable snowman!!!
No YOU'RE a towel.
hairy asshole, om nom nom nom
bushes rule. give it to me anytime
Coming from a girl, I'm gonna have to say that'ssssssssssss jusssssssssst nasssssssteh.
I'll cum on your boobs. And face. And stomach. And the little indent next to you knee cap. But that's it. I have standards you know. After that, though, I'll slap your clit
You're om nom nom nom
only a girl with hairy pits and bush would say "EPIC FAIL"
exactly what do you have down there, honey?
I like how people assume this is a girl, not just an overly hairy guy.
Bruce Willis such the high hard one.
No I'm a ridiculous concepy
I hope to God this is a guy. If it is, hair is fine.
You eat poop with milk instead of cereal???
Mmm. Sounds like fun
WTF u effing Asians need to leave. (below)
You're a ridiculous concept
unrelated to the actual text....but 11:40 (2)
it's "When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense"
Right. You're No I'm concepy
that is repulsive, haha, body hair is never a good thing.
hairy pits and a hairy snatch are equally nasty. Go bald, baby
A big Brillo pad laden with bugs and dried spunk