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  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:58am

    I think technically Bruce Willis died at the beginning of sixth sense so you should have jizzed then.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am

    bruce willis died at the end of sixth sense and i jizzed in my pants

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:28am

    i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Saeglopur on Sep 9, 10 at 9:30pm

    No YOU'RE a towel.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:45pm

    bushes rule. give it to me anytime

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:22pm

    another case of the overuse of "epic fail" there's nothing epic about that, it's just body hair fail

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:13pm

    hairy asshole, om nom nom nom

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:17am

    Haha abominable snowman!!!

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22pm

    My teacher said epic fail and I stuk a dildo up her butt

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:59pm

    I like how people assume this is a girl, not just an overly hairy guy.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:17am

    THE TFLN STORE - NOW OPEN. I would pull the trigger to my head before stepping outside in a shirt displaying a text. I think many texts on here are brilliant, however I don't want the public to know I think that. It would be especially awkward if you walked by someone and you were 'wearing' their text. How shameful. I just don't see why anyone would invest their money in such a ridiculous concept.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    WTF u effing Asians need to leave. (below)

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:29pm

    only a girl with hairy pits and bush would say "EPIC FAIL"

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:34am

    Hairy chicks are sexy. Om nom.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:20pm

    You're om nom nom nom

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:27am

    You're a ridiculous concept

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:46am

    exactly what do you have down there, honey?

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:48pm

    unrelated to the actual text....but 11:40 (2) it's "When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense"

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:28pm

    Bruce Willis such the high hard one.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:43am

    hairy pits and a hairy snatch are equally nasty. Go bald, baby

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:49am

    A big Brillo pad laden with bugs and dried spunk

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:05pm

    Coming from a girl, I'm gonna have to say that'ssssssssssss jusssssssssst nasssssssteh.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:15am

    I'll cum on your boobs. And face. And stomach. And the little indent next to you knee cap. But that's it. I have standards you know. After that, though, I'll slap your clit

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:10pm

    Mmm. Sounds like fun

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:44am

    Right. You're No I'm concepy

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:56pm

    that is repulsive, haha, body hair is never a good thing.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:32pm

    You eat poop with milk instead of cereal???

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:37am

    No I'm a ridiculous concepy

  • 15 32
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 8, 12 at 7:33pm

    I hope to God this is a guy. If it is, hair is fine.