yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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i just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants
I think technically Bruce Willis died at the beginning of sixth sense so you should have jizzed then.
another case of the overuse of "epic fail"
there's nothing epic about that, it's just body hair fail
bruce willis died at the end of sixth sense and i jizzed in my pants
My teacher said epic fail and I stuk a dildo up her butt
Hairy chicks are sexy. Om nom.
THE TFLN STORE - NOW OPEN.
I would pull the trigger to my head before stepping outside in a shirt displaying a text. I think many texts on here are brilliant, however I don't want the public to know I think that. It would be especially awkward if you walked by someone and you were 'wearing' their text. How shameful. I just don't see why anyone would invest their money in such a ridiculous concept.
Haha abominable snowman!!!
No YOU'RE a towel.
hairy asshole, om nom nom nom
I'll cum on your boobs. And face. And stomach. And the little indent next to you knee cap. But that's it. I have standards you know. After that, though, I'll slap your clit
only a girl with hairy pits and bush would say "EPIC FAIL"
bushes rule. give it to me anytime
You're om nom nom nom
I like how people assume this is a girl, not just an overly hairy guy.
exactly what do you have down there, honey?
Bruce Willis such the high hard one.
Coming from a girl, I'm gonna have to say that'ssssssssssss jusssssssssst nasssssssteh.
No I'm a ridiculous concepy
You eat poop with milk instead of cereal???
I hope to God this is a guy. If it is, hair is fine.
Mmm. Sounds like fun
unrelated to the actual text....but 11:40 (2)
it's "When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense"
You're a ridiculous concept
WTF u effing Asians need to leave. (below)
Right. You're No I'm concepy
that is repulsive, haha, body hair is never a good thing.
hairy pits and a hairy snatch are equally nasty. Go bald, baby
A big Brillo pad laden with bugs and dried spunk