you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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