True but thats because hes a fetus.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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