don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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