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  • 61 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:36pm

    In Soviet Russia, summer drinks you!

  • 65 50
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 3, 10 at 12:41pm

    Til Summer? What a skirt. If THAT'S the worst that has happened to you, you don't deserve to be served.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:52pm

    Nicee. My friend woke up at my house. We both didn't know how she got there.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    There no one else is fucking first

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:34am

    Hell yeah 1216!!!!!

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:17pm

    Now you know you don't really mean that

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:01pm

    Must have been at Mekong

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:11pm

    I woke up in the catwalk

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:09pm

    Holy shit, that's my area code.

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:24pm

    Sounds like my brother in law except for him it's waking up in the bathroom naked.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:23pm

    Third

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:02pm

    In Soviet Russia, closet wakes up in you!

  • 53 54
    Submitted by PootieTang on Feb 3, 10 at 12:37pm

    Did you come out of the closet?

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:45pm

    Wow weak.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:39am

    Chode?

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:59pm

    Ohhhhhhh I love summer

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:16am

    Wow you are a fucking loser. Please drink enough to give yourself brain damage and then drink a 5th of bleach and ammonia so we can be rid of your bullshit three shot tolerance.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:24am

    Done that. Best st. Patty's day to date. Topping it it it this year will be a challenge, but I'm gonna try

  • 47 56
    Submitted by OleRagsdale on Feb 4, 10 at 6:31pm

    pshhh wait until ur pissing in a closet hiding behind a mattress from the cops that have thoroughly searched the room 2 times lol

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:00am

    Dumb

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:30pm

    U should come out of the closet while ur at it... -imglourious basterd...

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:04pm

    Pussy