At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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