chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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