Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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Simple when they ask look then dead in the eye and say "rough sex" and walk away
The real question is how to explain to them that you are a homosexual
Funny as fuck, and every "thumbs down" knows it !
I'd just say, smacked cast on something, it hurt, fell over in pain on hard things.