new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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