The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We named our party play list daddy issues
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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