how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Girls should come with a carfax report
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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