Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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