we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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