Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
