i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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