The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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