Moan for me like Helen Keller
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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