six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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