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  • 6 shots?!?! Fuckin' lightweights. I need at least 8 to have the motivation to go out and get hammered. Guys like that are the reason for Zima.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:36pm
  • first, and this guy must think he's a pro at taking shots.. or he's really old...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:25am
  • Pffft, what a lightweight. I don't start stretching til after 15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:47am
  • Well, which is it 11:03?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:44am
  • Well that would be sweet if that worked for hangovers like it does before working out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:38am
  • I went to the store was like Bro get off my chickens back he was like BRO I'm trying to get some then I was like HEY watch my chicken chicken chicken bro bro bro hey watching football is for bros watching some BET is for hoes I'm not trying to rhyme it just happens because I have mad talent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:54am
  • A wise man once said "drink drink drink and watch the good things happen."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Ha! I love all these hardasses talking about their tolerance without thinking about how much he is saving on booze.

    Submitted by bsmith on Jun 1, 10 at 5:22am
  • I got first bitches! Eat my poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:43am