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  • 72 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:25am

    first, and this guy must think he's a pro at taking shots.. or he's really old...

  • 63 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:36pm

    6 shots?!?! Fuckin' lightweights. I need at least 8 to have the motivation to go out and get hammered. Guys like that are the reason for Zima.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:47am

    Pffft, what a lightweight. I don't start stretching til after 15

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:54am

    I went to the store was like Bro get off my chickens back he was like BRO I'm trying to get some then I was like HEY watch my chicken chicken chicken bro bro bro hey watching football is for bros watching some BET is for hoes I'm not trying to rhyme it just happens because I have mad talent

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:38am

    Well that would be sweet if that worked for hangovers like it does before working out!

  • 53 50
    Submitted by bsmith on Jun 1, 10 at 5:22am

    Ha! I love all these hardasses talking about their tolerance without thinking about how much he is saving on booze.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:38pm

    A wise man once said "drink drink drink and watch the good things happen."

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:43am

    I got first bitches! Eat my poop

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:44am

    Well, which is it 11:03?