im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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