I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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