What a fucking waste of an outfit
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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