Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
