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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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