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  • Now tell her you'd like some potato head.

    Submitted by porksword on Jul 7, 11 at 11:26am
  • "Is that a potato in your pants, or... Oh. OK. So.... Why do you have a potato in your pants again?"

    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jul 7, 11 at 10:33am
  • Bad idea because she mistook your dick for a bacon bit.

    Submitted by likeahoss on Jul 7, 11 at 10:20am
  • Yeah you probably should have chosen the one or two best pics.

    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 7, 11 at 10:06am
  • loaded baked potato ftw!

    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Jul 7, 11 at 10:20am
  • Women love a man with authority, I give you a DickTater

    Submitted by docsticks on Jul 7, 11 at 9:57pm
  • I don't know what woman wouldn't like a picture of you penetrating an inanimate object. I think eating it after you finished was what sealed it.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 7, 11 at 1:25pm
  • you were probably "twice-baked" when u considered that a good idea!

    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Jul 7, 11 at 9:58am
  • Because u were clearly getting laid already?

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 7, 11 at 4:29pm
  • How can it not?

    Submitted by Trickysticky on Jul 7, 11 at 9:53am
  • She likes licking the sour cream?

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 7, 11 at 10:20am
  • Silly person. For centuries, the traditional and most effective way to impress the ladies has been to daguerrotype your dick in a turnip.

    Submitted by motorteeth on Jul 8, 11 at 8:10am
  • How did this get posted before OP's other TFLN (that's still in the Moderate in-box) about him sitting home alone naked getting ready to put his dick in a "delicious potato"? Hate knowing how a story turns out in advance...

    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 7, 11 at 10:22pm
  • POTATOHEAD!!!! [can't type how hard I'm laughing]

    Submitted by BootyBlinded on Jul 8, 11 at 5:30am
  • Well that's creative lol

    Submitted by kittykatluvr3195 on Jul 7, 11 at 9:53am
  • Nice one porksword!

    Submitted by CptnObvious on Jul 7, 11 at 12:25pm
  • And you wonder why everyone knows you have the herp

    Submitted by EZBlAZIN on Jul 7, 11 at 11:27am