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  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 7, 11 at 11:26am

    Now tell her you'd like some potato head.

  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Jul 7, 11 at 10:33am

    "Is that a potato in your pants, or... Oh. OK. So.... Why do you have a potato in your pants again?"

  • Submitted by likeahoss on Jul 7, 11 at 10:20am

    Bad idea because she mistook your dick for a bacon bit.

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    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 7, 11 at 10:06am

    Yeah you probably should have chosen the one or two best pics.

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    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Jul 7, 11 at 10:20am

    loaded baked potato ftw!

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    Submitted by docsticks on Jul 7, 11 at 9:57pm

    Women love a man with authority, I give you a DickTater

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    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Jul 7, 11 at 9:58am

    you were probably "twice-baked" when u considered that a good idea!

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    Submitted by BootyBlinded on Jul 8, 11 at 5:30am

    POTATOHEAD!!!! [can't type how hard I'm laughing]

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 7, 11 at 1:25pm

    I don't know what woman wouldn't like a picture of you penetrating an inanimate object. I think eating it after you finished was what sealed it.

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    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 7, 11 at 10:22pm

    How did this get posted before OP's other TFLN (that's still in the Moderate in-box) about him sitting home alone naked getting ready to put his dick in a "delicious potato"? Hate knowing how a story turns out in advance...

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    Submitted by motorteeth on Jul 8, 11 at 8:10am

    Silly person. For centuries, the traditional and most effective way to impress the ladies has been to daguerrotype your dick in a turnip.

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 7, 11 at 4:29pm

    Because u were clearly getting laid already?

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 7, 11 at 10:20am

    She likes licking the sour cream?

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    Submitted by kittykatluvr3195 on Jul 7, 11 at 9:53am

    Well that's creative lol

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    Submitted by Trickysticky on Jul 7, 11 at 9:53am

    How can it not?

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    Submitted by CptnObvious on Jul 7, 11 at 12:25pm

    Nice one porksword!

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    Submitted by EZBlAZIN on Jul 7, 11 at 11:27am

    And you wonder why everyone knows you have the herp