Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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