IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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