just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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