there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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