But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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