I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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