3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
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Been there. Like a week ago.
You know that glow you get after great sex? It's like that but from anal
wait, what happened?
Delilah gets a servant to cut off his hair.
drunken bible reference...
was that a bible reference of a reference to the movie Samson & Delilah? that makes it make more sense - and quite amusing!
this is hilarious :)
hahahahahahaha, so you cut this hipster's fro off, then let him fuck you in the ass, then showered in the am and went to the doctor? interesting day. p.s. what's the butt sexy glow, never heard of that one
9:51PM- Its clever, so you probably wouldn't understand. Mind you, I'm sure the anal part would have attracted you to it.
2:02. If I'm licking before I'm sticking, she better shower before. She only has to shower after if she expects me to cuddle.
This text reads as follows: Is that your horse in the treehouse streetlight galoshes
this is funny - and the champagne makes sense because it was a celebration...
The champagne seems out of place...feels like a $3.00 box of wine would fit better...
as the recipient of the original text message I can tell you that this was both hilarious and totally non-confusing. The following was the rest of the conversation:
719- please tell me you showered after the anal too
619- nope but I did shower before I went to the doctor this morning
719- that was considerate of you
619- I still have that butt sex glow though
719- are you butt pregnant? check your poop for afros
ahhh or the references to the song samson.
references to the bible. classic
you should always shower AFTER anal
9:47, that's a terrible way to treat your Mom.
this one just pissed me off bc it was random and not funny
Ass sex is gross to me. I fuck girls because I like fucking vaginas, not butt holes.