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  • 69 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:01am

    Been there. Like a week ago.

  • 70 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:27pm

    hahahahahahaha, so you cut this hipster's fro off, then let him fuck you in the ass, then showered in the am and went to the doctor? interesting day. p.s. what's the butt sexy glow, never heard of that one

  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:49pm

    You know that glow you get after great sex? It's like that but from anal

  • 61 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:36pm

    this is hilarious :)

  • 57 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:00pm

    wait, what happened?

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:08am

    This text reads as follows: Is that your horse in the treehouse streetlight galoshes

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:24pm

    Delilah gets a servant to cut off his hair.

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:08am

    drunken bible reference...

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:11am

    Ass sex is gross to me. I fuck girls because I like fucking vaginas, not butt holes.

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:39pm

    9:51PM- Its clever, so you probably wouldn't understand. Mind you, I'm sure the anal part would have attracted you to it. 1:26AM- Both

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:51pm

    this one just pissed me off bc it was random and not funny

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:34pm

    references to the bible. classic

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:26am

    was that a bible reference of a reference to the movie Samson & Delilah? that makes it make more sense - and quite amusing!

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:47am

    2:02. If I'm licking before I'm sticking, she better shower before. She only has to shower after if she expects me to cuddle.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:04pm

    as the recipient of the original text message I can tell you that this was both hilarious and totally non-confusing. The following was the rest of the conversation: 719- please tell me you showered after the anal too 619- nope but I did shower before I went to the doctor this morning 719- that was considerate of you 619- I still have that butt sex glow though 719- are you butt pregnant? check your poop for afros

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:30pm

    ahhh or the references to the song samson.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:50am

    this is funny - and the champagne makes sense because it was a celebration...

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:51am

    9:47, that's a terrible way to treat your Mom.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:02am

    you should always shower AFTER anal

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:17pm

    The champagne seems out of place...feels like a $3.00 box of wine would fit better...