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  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 29, 12 at 11:36am

    Forget about having any Mexican or Indian food!

  • 84 51
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 29, 12 at 3:45pm

    I'm not picky-I'll go to McDonald's and give a girl anal.

  • 77 41
    Submitted by jruth88 on Jun 29, 12 at 12:09pm

    Vicodin, it plugs up the works and inhibits pain.. It has to be voluntary Ofcourse

  • 65 44
    Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Jun 29, 12 at 12:18pm

    Steak and Lobster,

  • 63 48
    Submitted by keto06 on Jun 29, 12 at 11:55am

    Dinner for anal? He must be desperate...

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Philsfan08 on Jun 29, 12 at 1:57pm

    Anal party of two...paging the Anal party!

  • 46 43
    Submitted by gaea_kaIi on Jun 29, 12 at 2:26pm

    porksword... You're sic (sic).

    • 33 46
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 9:00pm

      this is not me porksword I don't kneo how they are using my name

      • 36 40
        Submitted by ralphmacio on Jun 30, 12 at 2:57am

        They are gaea, you are geae... Different account

        • 37 41
          Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 3:14am

          I just did that for a minute and then I changed to capps

  • 49 56
    Submitted by usmc89 on Jun 29, 12 at 10:54pm

    If I was trying to get a chick to let me put it in her pooper I'd take her somewhere classy like the Red Lobster or maybe even Golden Corral.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 29, 12 at 12:12pm

    The Chart House, after a formal ball.

    • 40 44
      Submitted by porksword on Jun 29, 12 at 12:35pm

      Is a formal ball dress up sex or shaved scrotum?

      • 44 28
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 29, 12 at 3:00pm

        Dress up: hair nails dress...ect

      • 35 43
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 29, 12 at 3:01pm

        Please don't shave that ever, EVER.

        • 43 39
          Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 8:57pm

          Oh!This is of course your choice but I feel Dr.Evil was right about there neing nothing quite as breathtaking. I love how soft it is and I although I love to lick on under and around balls I don't like to lick hair.

          • 33 43
            Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 30, 12 at 12:16am

            But they look sooooo weird naked!!

            • 36 41
              Submitted by porksword on Jun 30, 12 at 11:07am

              Not mine, they look like a newborn squirrel.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 29, 12 at 11:34pm

    It is not the price of the dinner, it is how you play her.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by queenv on Jun 30, 12 at 1:57am

    Made my night ! Lmao

  • 14 23
    Submitted by stikybriches on Nov 23, 12 at 12:17am

    A proper wine and dine is key to going to brown town

  • 33 66
    Submitted by gaea_kaIi on Jun 29, 12 at 12:23pm

    I'm a 60 year old man and my thing is shaped like a candycane so I can spray myself every time someone makes a grammatical error

    • 42 37
      Submitted by porksword on Jun 29, 12 at 12:33pm

      I like to hug grammar nazis and whisper in their ear, " there, their, they're....".

      • 40 49
        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 9:02pm

        how are they doing that

      • 42 40
        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 9:34pm

        was this really porksword?

      • 35 45
        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 3:16am

        I wasn't beign a grammer nazi to you I was being one to fatboy. and you can whisper proper grammer to me anytime.

    • 31 38
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 8:58pm

      this is not me. I don't know how they are using my name

      • 40 44
        Submitted by Tylerkees on Jun 29, 12 at 11:37pm

        Trolling. yours is with an ell, theirs with a capital i

        • 32 39
          Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 2:39am

          just enough difference. I changed the spelling on mine so for now we can tell the difference

          • 27 45
            Submitted by porksword on Jun 30, 12 at 10:51am

            It's me, I've been trolled before too. Is the difference lower case letters?

            • 36 39
              Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 1:12pm

              I changed it to capps yesterday. Someone suggested the troll used a capitol I instead of an el in the word kali