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  • Forget about having any Mexican or Indian food!

    Submitted by porksword on Jun 29, 12 at 11:36am
  • I'm not picky-I'll go to McDonald's and give a girl anal.

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 29, 12 at 3:45pm
  • Vicodin, it plugs up the works and inhibits pain.. It has to be voluntary Ofcourse

    Submitted by jruth88 on Jun 29, 12 at 12:09pm
  • Steak and Lobster,

    Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Jun 29, 12 at 12:18pm
  • Anal party of two...paging the Anal party!

    Submitted by Philsfan08 on Jun 29, 12 at 1:57pm
  • porksword... You're sic (sic).

    Submitted by gaea_kaIi on Jun 29, 12 at 2:26pm
    • this is not me porksword I don't kneo how they are using my name

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 9:00pm
  • Dinner for anal? He must be desperate...

    Submitted by keto06 on Jun 29, 12 at 11:55am
  • If I was trying to get a chick to let me put it in her pooper I'd take her somewhere classy like the Red Lobster or maybe even Golden Corral.

    Submitted by usmc89 on Jun 29, 12 at 10:54pm
  • Made my night ! Lmao

    Submitted by queenv on Jun 30, 12 at 1:57am
  • It is not the price of the dinner, it is how you play her.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 29, 12 at 11:34pm
  • The Chart House, after a formal ball.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 29, 12 at 12:12pm
    • Is a formal ball dress up sex or shaved scrotum?

      Submitted by porksword on Jun 29, 12 at 12:35pm
      • Dress up: hair nails dress...ect

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 29, 12 at 3:00pm
      • Please don't shave that ever, EVER.

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 29, 12 at 3:01pm
        • Oh!This is of course your choice but I feel Dr.Evil was right about there neing nothing quite as breathtaking. I love how soft it is and I although I love to lick on under and around balls I don't like to lick hair.

          Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 8:57pm
  • A proper wine and dine is key to going to brown town

    Submitted by stikybriches on Nov 23, 12 at 12:17am
  • I'm a 60 year old man and my thing is shaped like a candycane so I can spray myself every time someone makes a grammatical error

    Submitted by gaea_kaIi on Jun 29, 12 at 12:23pm
    • I like to hug grammar nazis and whisper in their ear, " there, their, they're....".

      Submitted by porksword on Jun 29, 12 at 12:33pm
      • how are they doing that

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 9:02pm
      • was this really porksword?

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 9:34pm
      • I wasn't beign a grammer nazi to you I was being one to fatboy. and you can whisper proper grammer to me anytime.

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 3:16am
    • this is not me. I don't know how they are using my name

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 8:58pm
      • Trolling. yours is with an ell, theirs with a capital i

        Submitted by Tylerkees on Jun 29, 12 at 11:37pm
        • just enough difference. I changed the spelling on mine so for now we can tell the difference

          Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 2:39am
          • It's me, I've been trolled before too. Is the difference lower case letters?

            Submitted by porksword on Jun 30, 12 at 10:51am
            • I changed it to capps yesterday. Someone suggested the troll used a capitol I instead of an el in the word kali

              Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 30, 12 at 1:12pm