There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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