Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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